Shift Work T-Shirts

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

"No, I'm not the mugging victim... I'm a nurse. I always look like this at the end of my shift."

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

This coffee can keep you up

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.