Sheryl Crow Fans Mugs

"You're refusing to hold hands with me? But we've been dating for weeks! What's changed you all of a sudden?" "It became more and more obvious what a big Cheryl Crow fan you are! That's what!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Hollywood or bust!

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Dua Lipa caricature

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Bling Crosby.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.