Sheltered Bibliophile Gifts

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Talk nerdy to me."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"Nevermore."

A man and his dog both reading.

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Head full of Books.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.