Shellfish Buff Prints

Clam Philosophy

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

The Food Chain

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Get on with it!

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Protoplasm

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Angler's bait

Tug Of War

Oysters in June - delicious!

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Spider Clown.

Small Clams Court

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"Do you swear to tell the truth and hill truth and nothing but the truth?"

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'