Shell Surfers Mugs

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Multi-Generational Books

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I don't do windows."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"This is it? No video?"

Turtle Home

Rock & Roll

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"That's his answer to everything!"

Internet Restaurant

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's your mother calling."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"No, I don't recycle."

"I've been evicted."

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

Didgeridoos