Shell-free Adventurers Mugs

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"We got the cactus account!"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Man on Island.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

'I want nice man-bag.'

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Healthiest Forest Ever!

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Bear with unicycle on his car.

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

Coast to coast walk.

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'