Shelf Supremo Pillows

DIY.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Mysteries.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Bookshop Adventure

Library Waiting to Happen

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"I'm still looking, sir."

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.

Hammer Drill

I did it my way.

'This weather's really getting me down, Hen.'

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.