Shelf Squatter Mugs

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Multi-Generational Books

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"There's probably room for one more."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Library DIY Section

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.

'Organizing by alcohol content may have been a mistake. We've had to replace the floor eight times.'

Hard to reach books.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

"What's your problem?"

"You are so organized!"

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

Man browses self-loathing books.

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.