Shelf Pride Promoter Pillows

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

I did it my way.

Multi-Generational Books

Rainbow Quartet

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Mysteries.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Other Fiction

"But first, our national anthem."

"Hmmm?!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Bookshop Adventure

Library Waiting to Happen

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Greece

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.