Shelf Pride Promoter Pillows

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

I did it my way.

Multi-Generational Books

Rainbow Quartet

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Mysteries.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"But first, our national anthem."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"Who knew we even had a month?"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Library Waiting to Happen

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Bookshop Adventure

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Greece

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Nonviolent Clue.

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin