Sheet Stylist Pillows

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"What comes after zillion?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Casual Thursday

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...