Sheet Music Savant Prints

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Conductor with video-head

Felix Mendelssohn

"I love your optimism."

Sir Edward Elgar

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Poetry repairman

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Tax Collector

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Piano Prompt

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'The music business.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Sleeping musician

Anton Bruckner.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

Woman in booksotre looking at books labeled 'Highly Graphic Novels.' Covers of books show various charts, graphs, spreadsheets.

Deadly sales figures...

Wallpaper Music

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Algernon Swinburne

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'I can answer your tax question but you have to stop crying first.'