Sheep Shepherd Mugs

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Static cling."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

Merry Christmas.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Going Down?

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"