Modern Shepherd Mugs

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

Sheep Ledger

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

The return of the four sheepskins

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

The Lawman

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.