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"Don't go all govt. on me."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

EWE 2.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Please Drove Carefully.

Fist Bumper Cars

Sheep Ledger

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

This man is an island.

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Bear Fax.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Bell Hop

Racketeer

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Sheepdog Security

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Toast kidnapper.