Shed Sanctuary Seeker Pillows

Hello from the shed.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Pet Adoptions

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

'I won't be coming in again - my dad's set up a free school in his shed.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

'I claim Sanctuary!'

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