Shearing Pillows

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Anything for the weekend?"

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"He was much more effective in the field."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Extreme Sheepherding

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

over crowded car.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show