Professional Shearer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows emblazoned with funny shearer motifs or sayings. A great addition to their lounge or workshop, blending practicality with personality.

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"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!" mockup

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

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"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine." mockup

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

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Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition mockup

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.' mockup

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

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No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

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"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago." mockup

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

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'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...' mockup

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

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"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..." mockup

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

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"Just a trim and tidy-up, please." mockup

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

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'Sheep striptease'.

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"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''" mockup

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

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"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert" mockup

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

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Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am' mockup

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here." mockup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

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Cat with all the hair he has ever shed mockup

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

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"Well. It DOES make you look thinner." mockup

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

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'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?' mockup

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

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Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell mockup

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

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"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ." mockup

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

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'Just the usual, thanks.'

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'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

'I thought you said you'd done this before.' mockup

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

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'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...' mockup

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

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'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...' mockup

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

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Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

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Wool jumpers: Meet the author

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Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

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This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full. mockup

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

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'Abandon Sheep.'

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"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?" mockup

"Will you be posting this on ewe tube?"

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'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.' mockup

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

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A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show mockup

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

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'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!' mockup

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

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In and out trays for ironing.

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"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows." mockup

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

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Professional Shearer Pillows Collection

Professional Shearer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for professional shearers. Find a humorous or heartfelt design that makes their coffee break more enjoyable.

Professional Shearer Prints

Browse our prints featuring artistic and humorous takes on shearers' lives. An excellent way to celebrate their profession with stylish decor.

Professional Shearer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts perfect for shearers that combine humor, craftsmanship, and comfort. Great for wearing on the job or relaxing weekends.