Sharing Secrets Mugs

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Local Knowledge

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"I trust this will be on one check."

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Awkward Moments

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'