Sharing Is Caring Advocate Gifts

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Touring Cyclist

Church Basement Foodie

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I don't leave home without it!"

Get well soon!

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

How do fish get to work?

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

Samosas

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"You know, Dave, with just a little more sharing on your part, I'm sure we could make my problems our problems."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item last: Feelings check. No, please. C'mon, let's share. Get it out How do you fell about me? It's biannual and agreed to by treaty. Oh, fine. I find you not wholly objectionable. My heart be still. Oh, Snookums. You're adorable. Not get ye lost.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Carer's Lament

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

Valentine's Day

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

Sympathetic Friends

'Dad, he looks badly hurt: Shouldn't we try to get some help?'

You get bottled water, but you have to share it with a small child who's eating a hot dog.

"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"