Shakespearean Humor Mugs

2 Gentlemen from Verona

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Zenemies.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Trump

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Hard to follow...'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Play on."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

'To woof or not to woof...'

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Human meat.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Mulvaney's Soliloquy

Ham-Dram

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

Ariel (Ireland) asking Prospero (Gladstone) for her freedom

'Do you have to do that every time?'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.