Shakespeare Rivalry Fan Mugs

Christopher Marlowe

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

The Alpha Seltzer

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lend me your ears

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Hamlet

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

Macbeth: Take Two