Shakespeare-loving Dog Owners Pillows

"To bark, or not to bark. Is that even a question?"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Lend me your ears

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Hamlet

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.