Shadow Sleuth Pillows

The shadow in the little parlour

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Elusive Shadow.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Modern Godot

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

The Complete Cycle.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.