Shadow Boxing Gifts

Shadow boxing knockout.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Early Exercise Machines

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Mayo-A-Mayo

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.