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"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Boys Cooking

Consenting Adults.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Who's there?"

'In denial and loving it!'

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

Sadomasochists in love

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"I identify as it/it."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'