Gender Roles Explorers T-Shirts

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

*Sigh*

Gender Symbols

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

Primo Ballerino.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"I identify as it/it."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."