Gender Role Explorer T-Shirts

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Have a good day at work girls. . ."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"'Macho Soap'! For the house husband who wants red, raw, rough hands!"

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

'Well, I always thought he wore the trousers in our house, until I came home early from bingo one night and caught him in my dress!'

'She's trying to prove her masculinity.'

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

Primo Ballerino.

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

Burlyesque

Sisters Of St Doris - "You mean it's only monks...."

'Dad, could I borrow your car and your dress Saturday night?'

"The wife says I need to get in touch with my hathering side."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

*Sigh*

Hunters/Gatherers

"Wait, I identify as a snake!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Boys Cooking

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"