Sex Scandal Follower Mugs

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mary Trump

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Gulliver's Travails

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

VW scandal

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"The president's parade"

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!