Sex Life Pillows

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Romance

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The Streets - Night

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

WHO checklist

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Sex Education

"I see a couch."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Heart To Heart

'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"Where do you to go?"

Romances

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

The perils of overwork.

Sex therapy clinic

"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'Sex is good!'

"How many sex partners have you had?"

AIDS prevention