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'The facts of life are like republicans and democrats. They occasionally get together and a bill is drawn.'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'People, get a half-life!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

K-9 Garten

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

The Principal of Inertia.

Two piece outfits only.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

Richard gets the third degree.