Sex And Relationships Commentator Prints

"How many sex partners have you had?"

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'So, did your marriage counseling work?', 'It sure did! -- She ran off with the marriage counselor!'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"Now who's being judgy?"

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

"I don't see what you see in him."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."