Sewing Room Designer T-Shirts

'Now that the kids have flown away, I want to turn their room into a man cave.'

I quilt therefore I am

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Rocking Horse

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Pollsters

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

Bias Tape

Piano desk.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

Sexy Tablecloth

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Cabbage Patch"