Sewing Room Designer Prints

'Now that the kids have flown away, I want to turn their room into a man cave.'

I quilt therefore I am

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Board Game Hunter

Rocking Horse

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Pollsters

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.

Bias Tape

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Piano desk.

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

Sexy Tablecloth