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The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

The Art Student.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Country Bumpkin.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Moving in

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Yoghurt man

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Efficiency tombs available"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'I'm really thirsty.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Moonbillies.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"