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'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'To address this mistake we must use root-cause analysis. I'll begin by saying it's not my fault.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'We'll also need to do a credit/blame analysis.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

This stuff fixes things at home, why not here?

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"