Session Skeptic T-Shirts

You're paying �100 a session at the psychiatrists? Are you crazy?!

UK border controls relaxed.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The suggestion box.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Suggestions Box

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Cupid's Valentine

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Your DNA is in the database.

Freedom Puppet

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

Rational explanations

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

"That'll keep them out."

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"