Sesame Street Aficionado Pillows

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Online Shopping.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Executive Tacos

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

Add to Basket?

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Pigeon Fashion

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Emperor and cat.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Free range hot dogs

Served "giant claw" style.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Mashed potatoes...

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."