Sesame Street Aficionado Mugs

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Online Shopping.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Executive Tacos

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Add to Basket?

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

Pigeon Fashion

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Free range hot dogs

Served "giant claw" style.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Emperor and cat.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Mashed potatoes...

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'