Serving Overseas T-Shirts

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

The fate of the emigrant

Putin and Zelensky

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

A Terrible Shock

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

WAITING ROOM

Obama speaks about Iran's nuclear arms.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Travellers

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Waiting staff

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

'One thing about this place - there's no waiting around between courses.'

You Are Lost

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

Gate 3C. Jones. Olsen. Tex.

'Waiter, please bring me a knife and fork for my coffee.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Step one...try to relax.

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

'The usual.'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

Cuba and USA open embassies

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'