Serving Jail Time T-Shirts

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shakespeare in the clink

Madoff and devil.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Prison Romance.

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Maximum security prison"

"They found culturally insensitive products in my kitchen."

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'