Serving Jail Time T-Shirts

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shakespeare in the clink

Madoff and devil.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Prison Romance.

Police Lineup Escape

Prisoner Crossing

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

"They found culturally insensitive products in my kitchen."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"Maximum security prison"

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

"You've got a dinner invitation."

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."