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I think this restaurant may have too many employees. Yes, I would like you to send over the menu steward.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"It's my helper trout!"

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Ant Drones

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

The Contract Culture: 'Jump.'

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

'Tellers laughing ' 'Can I have my statement?'

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

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