Servant Role Player Gifts

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Saying Grace.

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Kit makes an appointment

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Crocodile Costume

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Hunding

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"