Servant Life Fan Mugs

Footman talking to butler

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

clown fish

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Music to their ears.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Oh, @#$%, is that

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Octopus gets tickled pink

Caveman bathroom

Walter The Sea Monster

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Octopuses surf too.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

'Reinventing myself.'

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

"I have to keep getting up in the middle of the night to squirt some ink."

William Tyndale