Serpent Stylist Mugs

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Bad hair day!

Doing the borders.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Suit.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls