Serpent Stylist Mugs

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

New Suit.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...