Saber Stylist Mugs

"So you're into pointillism."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Festive squad

Puss in Heels

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

Solar Flares

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Satan

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Moses parts the red hair

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

"You shouldn't have."

'He just found out his human has invested in some daisy reins.'