Serious Bettor Mugs

Paramutual friends.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Post Game Day Betting.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I'm all in.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

A bet over spelling

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'