Series Junkie T-Shirts

"He's a telly addict - we've got him on an eastenders drip."

"Did you see the final episode last night?"

Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Movies vs. Films

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Mog The Week

Starvation Watching

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

Amanda Seyfried

True Story Movie

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

I see he's still "working" from home.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'