Serial Staller Mugs

The Procrastinatorium.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Bummer Time Streaming

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

You finished Netflix

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"They went together, doctor!"

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"I thought you gave up TV."

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

"Do you recall how my eHarmony profile said I love to hike? Well, I lied."

"They don't call them reruns anymore... they call them déjà-views."

"Jeanine, there's no one I'd rather binge-watch TV with in a desperate attempt to escape a world I find terrifying and perplexing than you."

"I think I need to diet. I have to binge watch just to look at all of me."