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"Yoga X Games"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

Snowmen

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."