Serene Stock Strategist Mugs

Start your serene stock strategist’s day with a mug that combines humor and wisdom. Our selection of witty coffee cups is perfect for those who keep calm and trade on, even in volatile markets.

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An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it. mockup

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Little girl dangling from her horse track. mockup

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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A vampire in a canoe.

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'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.' mockup

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.' mockup

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

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"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction." mockup

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

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'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.' mockup

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

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'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?' mockup

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

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'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!' mockup

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

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Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here. mockup

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

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'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.' mockup

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

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"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!" mockup

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

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Stock market books.

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'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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Wall Street Investing.

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To Stock Exchange

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Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'. mockup

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

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'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.' mockup

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

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If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work? mockup

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

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'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.' mockup

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

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'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!' mockup

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

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'He runs a very successful hedge fund.' mockup

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

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'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.' mockup

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

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Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..." mockup

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."

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'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.' mockup

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

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'Economist'

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Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces mockup

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

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Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful'' mockup

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

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"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?" mockup

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

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Serene Stock Strategist Mugs Collection

Serene Stock Strategist Pillows

Comfort and humor come together in our pillows curated for serene strategists—ideal for adding a peaceful touch to their work or lounge area.

Serene Stock Strategist Prints

Browse our inspiring and humorous prints celebrating the calm and creative spirit of stock strategists. Perfect for brightening up any trading space.

Serene Stock Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts designed for stock strategists. From witty quotes to clever graphics, they're perfect for expressing calm confidence.